5 Day Author Boot Camp - kylie ansett

BEST SELLER'S SECRETS REVEALED

HOW TO WRITE A BOOK (THAT SELLS)

(click the red button & get started with the first drill now!)

The 5-DAY author bootcamp...

...will take your writer's butt from pancake-flat and under-performing to a booty that is bountiful and boootiful...

We will lay your marketing neurosis down with a nice cup of chamomile tea, and release the might of a merchandising genius upon an unsuspecting public and the jungles of Amazon.com.

PLEASE NOTE: 

...this is not the sort of bootcamp where you will have to get up at 5 am & pretend to be all enthusiastic with a bunch of jiggling, lycra-clad strangers...

This is a bootcamp for authors...

(and we generally don't like to sweat).

This is a bootcamp...

...that will take you from sparrow's fart of an idea, to full blown Amazon warrior.

This is a bootcamp...

...that will stop the feedback loop of insanity 
(you know the one where you ask your Facebook 'friends' if they like cover 'A' or cover 'B', and exactly 50% say they love 'A' and wouldn't feed 'B' to a starving kitten, and exactly 50% say 'B' is the best thing since sliced salami and if you use 'A' they will unfriend you and stalk you with one star reviews on Amazon).

This is a bootcamp...

...that will help you write a bangin' book description that won't make you want to throw your keyboard out the window, throw in the towel, or throw up.

This is a bootcamp...

...that will show you how to build the marketing into your book so you don't disappear into Amazon obscurity.

(and it's just $25 to join - whaaat?? That's less than a sports bra and you'll never have to line-dry it).

(Click the big red button to go from a procrastinating, wheezing, wannabe writer
to a toned, taut and terrific author)